Слабо! Перевести на англизский?

with what at me today unlucky day!?
Is direct that has got топик which I did not learn(teach). Can to you instead of boring топика a joke tell?
Or can to you a fish present as in that film? I already have forgotten as he is called...
You do not prompt? Yes yes вродебы so was....
Well so I have passed examination?
Thanks!

Признаюсь, на"англизский" слабо.

Последний вариант хороший, только можно сказать I've already forgotten ITS NAME.

Всё остальное было переведено через переводчик, и очень тупо переведено.

Жжош, парень!! !

Gosh, I'm having such a tough-luck day today!
And I got exactly the topic which I haven't learned. Maybe you'd prefer me to tell you a joke instead of it?
Or maybe I should give you a fish like in that movie... I've already forgotten what it's called...
Won't you help me? Yeah, yeah, it was something like that...
So have I passed the exam?
Thank you!

ouch what for me today unlucky day!?
direct that topik met which I did not teach. does it can you in place of boring to tell a topika anecdote?
or does it can you to compliment with fish as in a that film? I already forgot as he is named...
you not prompt me? and and vrodeby was so....
well so that did I pass examination?
thank you!