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If I have won 100 dollars on each of three things I would spend them for purchases. The first thing I would like the fads. As in my city winter snow and cold and many people go for a drive in them on the frozen lake, so me too i would wish to drive. I consider that the fads it is much better, than the fads on hire. The player would become the second my thing. It is very convenient, because I can in any place and at any time listen to music, look a photo or video. And, at last, I would buy new devices for my computer. It at rumpling 3 years and in this time has very much grown old. I wish it to update that it would work is better and that I could play new computer games.

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If I won one hundred bucks on each of three things, I'd spend it to buy following things: The first ones are skates. There is a cold and snowy winter in my town, people are skating at the frozen lake, I'd like to skate too. The second one is player. It is comfortable to use, because I can listen to music and watch video or pics in any time, at any place. Finally, I'd buy some new hardware to my computer. It was bought three years ago and it's power is outdated. I want to update it to raise the productivity, then I'll be abled to play contemporary games.

If I won $ 100 for each of the three things I would have spent on their purchase. The first thing I'd like skating. Because in my town of winter snow and cold, and many people ride them on zamerzshem lake, I would also like to go. I believe that their skates are much better than skating on a rental. The second would be my thing would be a player. It is very convenient because I can at any place and at any time, listen to music, view photos or video. And finally, I would have bought a new device for my computer. It is, I have 3 years and during that time very old. I want to update it, that would be better served and that I was able to play new games.

If I would have won 100 dollars on each of three things, (оставил как есть не совсем понятен контекст) I would spend them on purchases. First of all I would buy skates. Because winter in my town is quite cold with a lot of snow many people go skating on the frozen lake. I always wanted to do that as well. I would rather have my own skates, its much better then to rent them. Music Player would be my second purchase. It would be great to be able to listen to the music (или my favorite music), watch video, pictures anywere I go, anytime I want. And, finally, I would get some upgrades for my computer. Ive been having it for 3 years and its very outdated. Hopefully I would be able to play latest computer games after that.

If I won 100 dollars on each of three things, I would expend them in purchases. I would like the first thing skates. Because in my town the winter is snow and cold and a lot of people go for a drive in them on the frozen lake, I also would like to drive. I consider that the skates are far better, than skates on a rental. Pleer would become my second thing. He is very comfortable, because I will be able in any place and at any time to listen music, look a photo or video. And, finally, I would purchase new devices for my computer. He at imagining already 3 and very sostarilsya for this time. I want him to renew, what he better worked and what I was able to play new computer games.

If I won $ 100 for each of the three things I would have spent on their purchase. The first thing I'd like skating. Because in my town of winter snow and cold, and many people ride them on zamerzshem lake, I would also like to go. I believe that their skates are much better than skating on a rental. The second would be my thing would be a player. It is very convenient because I can at any place and at any time, listen to music, view photos or video. And finally, I would have bought a new device for my computer. He mnya have already 3 years and during that time very old. I want to update it, that would be better served and that I was able to play new games.

If I won 100 dollars on each of three things, I would expend them in purchases. I would like the first thing skates. Because in my town the winter is snow and cold and a lot of people go for a drive in them on the frozen lake, I also would like to drive. I consider that the skates are far better, than skates on a rental. Pleer would become my second thing. He is very comfortable, because I will be able in any place and at any time to listen music, look a photo or video. And, finally, I would purchase new devices for my computer. He at imagining already 3 and very sostarilsya for this time. I want him to renew, what he better worked and what I was able to play new computer games.