Would you like to be taught a simplified version of english?

Let me start OFF by telling YOU that I would like to study the simplified version of language. THE English language is SPOKEN by people all over the world WHO SPEAK DIFFERENT native languages. If PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES study the simplified version it will be easier FOR THEM to communicate with each other. I would rather consider we should begin with the simplified English to understand MOST PEOPLE. THAT's WHY we read or listen TO DIFFERENT LEARNING MATERIALS. WE DO THAT (in order) to watch a foreign film or to read A newspaper SO THAT WE BETTER UNDERSTAND WHAT IS SAID OR WRITTEN. I think that LEARNING simplified ENGLISH IS much easier and more CONVENIENT. In real life I would like to START LEARNING WITH the simplified version to SPEAK English FLUENTLY WITHOUT LOOKING FOR A word which I NEED TO USE IN MY SPEECH RIGHTAWAY. But if you want to receive any degree in THE language STUDIED you should SPEAK IT THROUGH AND THROUGH TO GET AN ADVANCED LEVEL. All in all I think that the simplified version of English is the best WAY TO START LEARNING A LANGUAGE AS A BEGINNER.

Ну, я бы вот так исправил. А что это за упрощенная версия такая? :)