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:) I wish you a Merry Christmas which will fill your life with happiness and lovely memories.

:) This Christmas is coming to surround you with love and great affection of your family, friends and relatives. Wish you a nice lovely Christmas.

:) Dear here a lot of wishes for you on this special great event of Christmas, may all of your worries converted into your peace of mind. Happy Christmas

:) This Christmas is coming with a lot of gifts of love, joy and happiness to make your life cheerful. Happy Christmas

:) All of your friends are here to wish you and your family a great day of Christmas, may you achieve all the things you ever intended.

:) This Christmas comes again and again to wish you and tell that you are loved by us more and more with each passing year. Have a life full of love. Happy Christmas

:) May this Christmas fill your life with great peace and love, may your life be full of cheerful moments. Merry Christmas

:) May your life sparkle with smile, laughter and joy, may your life be full of contentment and happy memories. Happy Christmas

:) This Christmas is coming carrying a message for you that you are the most blessed person for this year as you have received Christmas wishes from such a great person like me. Happy Christmas

:) This Christmas give us a message that we should live unite with great peace and wishes so here a bundle of some sweet wishes from me for you. Happy Christmas!