Английский язык. I'm a student

You could have composed your own text at least not to overstrain people's altruism.

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I'm lazy-crazy-freaken-chiken-student I mayba shoulda havta tryta make some sorta sentences in English but I'm not

I'm a student. Well, that's putting it rather loosely, perhaps. But I do go to the university occasionally. Even if only to refresh in my mind how to get there. Boy, am I lazy! I screw around most of the time and am generally a perfect blotch on the landscape. Then, when I find myself knee deep in the soup, I pray like hell for somebody to bail me out. And the funny thing is, somebody always does. I suppose, up above they must like having boobs like me knocking about. So they don't let them sink too deep before throwing them a lifeline. And today's no different, I'm happy to say... So, long live boobs like me!

а мне нужно 2 млн на квартиру и что дальше? я же не прошу всех подряд тут дать мне два миллиона. сам делай))

и в чем проблема? My name is Yuriy and I’m 17 years old. I have recently graduated from school and entered the Pedagogical University. I’m now a student of the Faculty of Physical Education. At the end of my studies I’m planning to become a teacher of PE at school and a professional coach.

I have always been fond of physical exercises and sports. Even when I’ve been studying at school, PE was my favourite subject. After school hours I spent at the gym or playing some outdoor games with my friends. We played tennis, basketball, football, ping-pong, beach volleyball, etc.

Today, I’m proud to be a student of the best educational institution of our city. I like being a student. We have lots of fun. Apart from studying, we participate in various competitions and funny performances. For example, there is a tradition to stage funny sketches every year on the University Day. This event falls on October. Each faculty prepares some jokes and then presents them on stage. I was also the part of our team and we actually beat the other faculties. During the running competition, we came first as well. I think we have a winning faculty, because sports people are usually competitive.

Although it is my first year at the university, I have already managed to practice teaching kids at the camp. It was a great experience. All I had to do was to wake up early and to do the morning exercise with camp children. In the afternoon we arranged some competitions. In the evening we sat together at a bonfire and sang collective song. Time passed quickly at the camp and soon I had to return to the city life.

In conclusion, I’d like say that being a student feels great. I’m sure, when I become older, I’ll remember these years with a smile on my face.

I am a student. I am a smart student. Instead of doing the job myself I ask someone to do it. Some strangers do it for me and I present the work to the teacher as if it is mine. I want to get a good mark, but I do not much in this regard. I prefer hanging around in Dubai rather than studying hard.